The national holiday of my preferred forebears once again casts its green shadow over the land. Today, thousands, perhaps millions, of people, many of whom have no Irish ancestry whatsoever, will get together to do which of the following:
Thank the Irish for saving civilisation? Count the cost at which Irish independence was won, and the violence and tyranny with which foreign agents (who shall momentairly remain nameless) tried to suppress the Irish people? Remember the millions who died under oppression by the certain unnamed people, who, despite crop failures pushing Ireland to a pandemic state of famine, still stole food from the Irish and sent it to their other colonies? Commemorate the thousands killed during "The Troubles", and that peace in Ireland is still precious and tentative (especially with deteriorating economic conditions)?
No! Of course not! Because like with every meaningful celebration nowadays, it is either being marginalised or totally undermined. "Celebrate the Irish and their patron saint? No, I'd rather just have an excuse to get drunk and act like an idiot."